Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Soundboard Edit

A criminal Captain a product of late 20th century genetic engineering

A distinct possibility

A fair chance

A far better resting place I go to than I have ever known

A few shots sir

A no win situation is a possibility every commander may face has that never occurred to you

A wee bout of what shore leave admiral oh yes

A world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish

According to myth the earth was created in six days now watch out here comes genesis we'll do it for you in six minutes

Activate escape pods send out the log buoy all hands abandon ship repeat all hands abandon ship

Actually he's a lot like you in many ways

Admiral

Admiral (2)

Admiral (3)

Admiral (4)

Admiral i've got to take the mains off the line

Admiral if we go by the book like lieutenant saavik hours could seem like days

Admiral Kirk

Admiral Kirk never bothered to check on our progress

Admiral Kirk's orders are confirmed

Admiral on the bridge

Admiral on the bridge (2)

Admiral over here

Admiral scanning an energy source on reliant a pattern i've never seen before

Admiral sensors indicate a vessel in our area closing fast

Admiral the commander of the reliant is signaling

Admiral this is spock

Admiral what about the rest of the inspection

Admiral what happens if reliant fails to follow us into the nebula

Admiral wouldn't it be easier to just put an experienced crew back on the ship

Admiral! Admiral? Admiral.

Aft thrusters Mr Sulu aft thrusters

Aft torpedoes fire!

Ah Dr Marcus. Good.

Ahead one quarter impulse power

Ahead one quarter impulse power (2)

Alert sensors indicate three klingon cruisers bearing 3 1 6 mark 4 closing fast

Alert starfleet headquarters

Alert, Klingon torpedoes activated. Alert

All is well and yet I can't help wondering about the friend I leave behind

All is well sir

All moorings are clear captain

All right

All right get on the comm pic to dr marcus

All right join the party

All right open her up

All systems normal and functioning

Allow me to introduce you to ceti alpha v's only remaining indigenous life form

An emergency situation has arisen

And also that i'm proud very proud to be your son

And he doesn't care who stands between him and his vengeance

And if genesis is indeed life from death I must return to this place again

And reliant could be hiding behind that rock

And tell me where I may find james kirk

And where are we going

And who do we have here

And why not

And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow this death takes place in the shadow of new life the sunrise of a new world

And you

Any suggestions admiral

Anything

Approaching neutral zone

Approaching regula and space lab regula i

Are you all right

Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now

Are you by any chance in favor of these experiments

Are you out of your vulcan mind

Are you sure these are the correct coordinates

Are you teaming up with me for bridge after dinner

Aren't you dead

As a matter of cosmic history it has always been easier to destroy than to create

As a physician you of all people should appreciate the dangers of re opening old wounds

As a teacher on a training mission i'm content to command the enterprise

As I feared sir not functional

As I indicated admiral that thought had not occurred to me

As I recall you took the test three times yourself

As with all living things each according to his gifts

As you are so fond of observing doctor I am not human

As your teacher mr spock is fond of saying i'd like to think that there always are possibilities

Assuming he hasn't changed the combination he's quite intelligent

At least we know he doesn't have genesis

Auxiliary power has temporarily failed

Aye

Aye aye sir

Aye captain

Aye sir

Aye sir (2)

Aye sir (3)

Aye sir (4)

Aye sir (5)

Aye sir (6)

Aye sir (7)

Aye sir (8)

Aye sir (9)

Aye sir (10)

Aye sir (11)

Aye sir (12)

Aye sir (13)

Aye sir you're on admiral

Barely sir

Battle stations

Battle stations activate shields

Because there was no way to win

Begging the admiral's pardon

Best guess mr sulu fire when ready

Best speed scotty

Best speed to regula I kirk out

Best we could do in two hours

Better hurry

Beware romulans bearing gifts

Bless you scotty

Bones

Bones I don't want to be lectured

Bones this is charming

Botany bay botany bay

Bridge to admiral kirk

Bull! you're hiding hiding behind rules and regulations

But he was late

But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you

But if it is something that can be moved I want

But it may only be a particle of preanimate matter

But no longerjammed

But there is the mutara nebula at 1 5 3 mark 4

But what about reliant

But what's important now is to prevent him from getting his hands on it

But you I never forget a face

By order of starfleet command as of now 1800 hours i'm assuming command of this vessel

By the book by the book

By the way thank you for this

Can I cook or can't i

Can I talk to you for a minute

Can you assist us enterprise can you assist us

Can you give me phaser power

Can you read us

Can you spare someone there may be people hurt

Captain

Captain captain captain save your strength captain

Captain i'm getting something on the distress channel

Captain it's no use we're dead in space

Captain kirk was your host

Captain spock captain spock space shuttle leaving in 15 minutes

Captain spock damage report

Captain terrell respond please

Captain terrell stand by to beam down

Captain this is the garden spot of ceti alpha vi

Captain we are waiting

Captain where's dr marcus

Captain! i've lost their signal

Captain's discretion

Captain's log stardate 8130 3

Captain's log stardate 8141 6

Carol

Carol marcus

Certainly they have come to know you

Ceti alpha vi has checked out

Ceti alpha vl exploded six months after we were left here

Cheers

Chekov

Chekov what's the matter with you chekov!

Clear the bridge

Come

Come come lieutenant you of all people go by the book

Come in please this is the reliant calling regula l

Come on

Come on! hurry!

Comm pic coming in on hyperchannel

Commander reliant this is enterprise

Commander this is completely irregular who gave the order

Commander uhura this is lieutenant saavik

Commander we are receiving this is regula l go ahead

Commanding a starship is your first best destiny anything else is a waste of material

Company dismissed

Computer request security procedure and access to project genesis summary

Could you use another hand admiral

Course change projected

Course heading captain

Course plotted for regula I admiral

Course to intercept enterprise ready sir

Crazy to get to space

Damage mr scott

Damage report

Damn

Damn are you sure maybe the scanner's out of adjustment

Damn it what the hell's the matter with you other people have birthdays why are we treating yours like a funeral

Damn!

Daren't follow them into the nebula sir our shields would be useless

Data on kobayashi maru

David why don't you show dr mccoy and the lieutenant our idea of food

David you're just making this harder

Dear lord do you think we're intelligent enough to

Did he make it down here

Did she change her hairstyle I hadn't noticed

Distance from reliant

Do you

Do you have any idea how many times i've had to listen to mr scott on the comm telling me his trouble

Do you have any idea the ribbing i've had to endure in the officer's mess to the effect that the enterprise is a flying deathtrap

Do you have any idea what you're saying

Do you know the klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold

Do you mean he never told you the tale to amuse your captain no

Does it have to be completely lifeless

Does that about do it

Don't grieve admiral

Don't insult my intelligence kirk

Don't mince words bones what do you really think

Don't move! anybody!

Don't tell me you found something

Don't you agree admiral

Dr marcus come in please

Dr marcus please respond

Duty officer so note in the ship's log

Each ship has its own combination code to prevent an enemy from doing what we're attempting

Easy easy pav

Emergency lights

En route why we weren't expecting you for another three months has something happened

Energize defense fields

Engage auxiliary power prepare to return fire

Engage warp engines

Engine room

Engine room (2)

Engine room reports auxiliary power restored

Engine room what's happening

Engineering

Engineering cadets assemble on c level

Engineering damage report

Enough to last a lifetime if necessary

Enterprise can wait she's not going anywhere

Enterprise is clear for departure

Enterprise our position is gamma hydra section 10

Enterprise this is admiral kirk's party on final approach

Enterprise to admiral kirk's shuttle

Enterprise to reliant you are ordered to surrender your vessel respond

Enterprise to reliant you are ordered to surrender your vessel respond (2)

Enterprise welcomes you prepare for docking

Erased

Estimating nebula penetration in 2 2 minutes

Estimating two minutes to intercept

Evasive action!

Evasive starboard!

Even the data banks were empty

Every time we have dealings with starfleet I get nervous

Every young man's fantasy I seem to remember it myself

Exactly

Excellent

Excellent (2)

Explain it to them

Fascinating

Fifteen seconds Admiral

Fire all phasers

Fire fire

Fire!

Fire! (2)

Fire! (3)

Fire! (4)

Fire! fire!

First order of business survival

First things first captain

First training voyage mr preston

For everything there is a first time lieutenant

For most patients your age I generally administer retinax v

From hell's heart I stab at thee for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee

Full impulse power

Full power! damn you!

Full stop

Full stop sir

Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young doctor

General order 15 no flag officer shall beam into a hazardous area without armed escort

Genesis I presume

Genesis what's that

Gentlemen gentlemen this isn't

Get back your command get it back before you turn into part of this collection before you really do grow old

Give me some time to recall the data on our computers

Give the word admiral

Give up genesis she said what in god's name does it mean give it up to whom

Go sulu!

Go where are we going where they went

God's sakes!

Good

Granted

Hang on!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday Jim

Have genesis who's taking

Have they proceeded with their experiments

He cheated

He couldn't find them

He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings

He had to get back to the reliant in time to blow you to bits

He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds

He spent most of his time trying to wring the information out of the people

He stayed at his post when the trainees ran

He tasks me he tasks me and I shall have him

He tortured those people but none of them would tell him anything he went wild he slit their throats

He wanted to tear the place apart

He wants to kill me for passing sentence on him 15 years ago

He wishes to discuss terms of our surrender

He won't break off now he followed me this far he'll be back but from where

He'll die

He's been there hasn't found what he wants

He's coming around

He's completely mad admiral he blames you for the death of his wife

He's intelligent but not experienced his pattern indicates two dimensional thinking

He's really not dead as long as we remember him

Hello Mr Spock

Helmsman

Her ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life forms and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before

Here give me

Here it comes

Hey give me a hand

Hold please

Hold your course

Home

Honors!

Hours instead of days now we have minutes instead of hours

How

How can you ask me that

How can you think of food at a time like this

How did he know about genesis

How do we know you'll keep your word

How far 12 hours 43 minutes present speed

How soon

How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life wouldn't you say

Hull penetrated life support systems failing

Hurry!

I am understandably curious

I assume you're loitering around here to learn what efficiency rating I plan to give your cadets

I believe you'll find everything shipshape admiral

I can barely see it

I can have auxiliary power in a few minutes

I can hear you carol what's wrong what's the matter

I can see you but I can't hear

I can't breathe I can't breathe

I can't get power sir

I can't!

I cannot and will not subscribe to your interpretation of this event

I changed the conditions of the test

I did nothing except get caught with my breeches down I must be getting senile

I did what you wanted I stayed away

I do not dispute that in the wrong hands

I do not think so sir but you'll have my best

I don't believe in the no win scenario

I don't believe this was a fair test of my command abilities

I don't know

I don't know (2)

I don't know what to say

I don't know you

I don't like to lose

I don't like to lose (2)

I don't mean to intrude

I don't think there's another piece of information we could squeeze into the memory banks

I don't think these kids can steer

I don't understand

I don't understand who's responsible for all this

I failed to resolve the situation

I give you 60 seconds admiral

I got a border ship that brings me in a case every now and then across the neutral zone

I got a commendation for original thinking

I had a wee bout sir but dr mccoy pulled me through

I hate inspections

I have an urgent comm pic from space lab regula I for you sir dr carol marcus

I have been and always shall be your friend

I have indeed captain

I have my orders

I have no intention of allowing reliant or any other unauthorized personnel access to our work or materials

I haven't faced death i've cheated death i've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity

I knew it! I knew it! all along the military's wanted to get

I knew it! you son of a bitch!

I know nothing

I know of your fondness for antiques

I know that but I can't believe the starfleet

I know that none of you were expecting this

I know what he blames me for

I make you a counterproposal

I mean to avenge myself upon you admiral

I must check in before your inspection

I need air! I need air!

I never thought to see your face again

I never took the kobayashi maru test until now

I only use it for medicinal purposes

I poured myself a drink would you like it

I read you captain let's have it

I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship

I see

I see your point

I shall avenge you

I shall leave you as you left me as you left her marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet buried alive buried alive

I should be on the bridge

I suppose it could be a particle of preanimate matter caught in the matrix

I think we can guarantee that she'll follow us lieutenant

I think you know my training crew

I told starfleet command all we had was a boatload of children but we're the only ship in the quadrant

I tried warning you before scientists have always been pawns of the military

I want to talk to starfleet command

I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications doctor

I was wrong about you and i'm sorry

I would not presume to debate you

I would not remind you of that which you know so well

I'll agree to your terms if in addition to yourself you hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called genesis

I'll chase him round the moons of nibia and round the antares maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up

I'll say this for him he's consistent

I'll see you on the bridge admiral

I'll take it in my quarters Uhura

I'll try captain

I'm a vulcan I have no ego to bruise

I'm afraid it's even harder than you think doctor

I'm allergic to retinax

I'm almost afraid to

I'm aware of my responsibilities mister

I'm delighted any chance to go aboard the enterprise

I'm dr marcus

I'm getting a voice message

I'm going down there

I'm laughing at the superior intellect

I'm not a drama critic

I'm reducing speed

I'm sorry admiral

I'm sorry doctor I have no time to discuss this logically

I'm sorry i'm going to have to ask you to grow up a little bit sooner than you expected

I'm sorry scotty

I'm sorry that you feel that way doctor

I'm still in the dark

I'm taking this bunch to sickbay

I'm your doctor and i'm your friend

I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life

I've done far worse than kill you i've hurt you and I wish to go on hurting you

I've given you no word to keep in my judgment you simply have no alternative

I've never even met admiral kirk

Identify for retina scan

If enterprise followed orders she's long since gone

If I may be so bold it was a mistake for you to accept promotion

If it's all the same admiral we'd like to share the risk

If it's me you want i'll have myself beamed aboard spare my crew

If memory serves regula I is a scientific research laboratory

If she couldn't obey she's finished

If stage two was completed it was going to be underground

If the admiral can't see the facts for himself then with all due respect he is as blind as a tiberian bat sir!

If they go in there we'll lose them

If we are to go on actual duty it is clear that the senior officer on board must assume command

If you don't hear from us there won't be anybody behind kirk out

Imperative! this is the kobayashi maru 19 periods out of altair vl

Impulse power restored

In any case were I to invoke logic logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

In the meantime let's find out how badly we've been hurt

In the neutral zone

In the wrong hands would you mind telling me whose are the right hands my logical friend

Indeterminate life signs

Inform the klingons we are on a rescue mission

Inoperative

Instead of a dead moon a living breathing planet capable of sustaining whatever life forms we see fit to deposit on it

Is it possible their comm system has failed

Is that a poem

Is that all you've got to say what about my performance

Is that David?

Is that what you came here to say

Is the word given admiral

Is there any chance of getting the mains back on the line

Is there anything to eat I don't know about anybody else but i'm starved

It consists of various unremarkable ores essentially a great rock in space

It is a process whereby molecular structure is reorganized at the subatomic level into life generating matter of equal mass

It is logical

It is our intention to introduce the genesis device into a preselected area of a lifeless space body a moon or other dead form

It is very cold in space

It literally is genesis

It may be nothing garbled communications

It might help my analysis if I knew what genesis was beyond the biblical reference

It never rains but it pours

It seems clear starfleet never intended

It took the starfleet corps of engineers 10 months in spacesuits to tunnel out all this

It was going to be underground she said

It was not my impression

It was only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that allowed us to survive

It was the best of times it was the worst of times

It would destroy such life in favor of its new matrix

It would explain a great many things

It's a civilian genesis is a civilian project under my control

It's a far far better thing I do than I have ever done before

It's about you flying a goddamn computer console when you want to be out there hopping galaxies

It's all right you're safe now

It's coming through now khan

It's no use admiral they're still jamming all channels

It's no use there's no response from regula l

It's one of ours admiral it's reliant

It's still regulation admiral

It's the genesis wave

It's the radiation

It's the starship reliant

It's two hours are you ready

Its new matrix

Jim be careful

Jim can you read me

Jim did you give the order

Jim I think you'd better get down here

Jim this is incredible! have you ever seen the like

Jim!

Jim! (2)

Joachim!

Just get me to regula l

Just give us your coordinates and we'll beam you aboard

Just words but good words that's where ideas begin maybe you should listen to them

Keep nodding as though i'm still giving orders

Khan

Khan (2)

Khan (3)

Khan captain kirk was only doing his duty

Khan could be down there

Khan listen to me

Khan you bloodsucker!

Khan you've got genesis but you don't have me

Khan! khan!

Kill admiral kirk

Kill him

Kill him terrell now

Kirk admiral james t

Kirk here

Kirk kirk you're still alive my old friend

Kirk my old friend

Kirk to enterprise

Kirk to spock

Klingons on attack course and closing

Later as they grow follows madness and death

Leaving section 14 for section 15

Let go he can't take it!

Let me get this straight something you can transplant

Let me show you something that'll make you feel young as when the world was new

Let's be friends

Let's give them a little more time

Lieutenant are you wearing your hair differently

Lieutenant have you ever piloted a starship out of space dock

Lieutenant saavik was right

Lieutenant the admiral is well aware of the regulations

Lieutenant you are looking at the only starfleet cadet who ever beat the no win scenario

Lights

Limited atmosphere dominated by craylon gas sand high velocity winds lncapable of supporting life forms

Listen kiddo jim kirk was many things but he was never a boy scout

Listen to me you men and women

Live long and prosper

Lock phasers on target

Locking phasers on target

Log entry by first officer pavel chekov

Logic my god the man's talking about logic

Logic suggests

Look sharp

Made us say lies do things but we beat him he thought he controlled us but he did not

Main energizer hit captain

Main stage flux chillers port enabled

Main stage flux chillers starboard enabled

Mainly

Maintenance crew report to bridge simulator

Man the weapons console mr chekov

Marooned on ceti alpha v

Matter is reorganized with life generating results

May I ask how you dealt with the test

May I remind the captain that if a starship enters the zone

May I speak sir

Maybe

Maybe it's something we can transplant

Meaning you can't even beam us back

Message spock none that i'm conscious of except of course happy birthday surely the best of times

Midshipman first class peter preston engineer's mate sir!

Midshipman you're a tiger

Mistake!

More antiques for your collection

More than a match for poor enterprise

Mother he killed everybody we left behind

Motors on

Move out

Mr beach any change in the surface scan

Mr chekov isn't it

Mr scott do you have enough power for transporters

Mr scott on the screen

Mr scott the word is given

Mr scott we'll be going to warp speed

Mr scott you old space dog you're well

Mr spock the ship is yours

Mr sulu get us out of here

Mr sulu get us out of here best possible speed

Mr sulu lock the phasers on target and await my command

Mr sulu plot an intercept course

Mr sulu you may indulge yourself

My god carol look at it

My sister's youngest admiral

My son my life that could have been and wasn't

Negative

Never mind that hurry hurry!

Never sir

Never told you how admiral kirk sent 70 of us into exile on this barren sand heap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us

Never told you how the enterprise picked up the botany bay lost in space from the year 1996 myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze

Next time we'll design a bigger one

No

No (2)

No (3)

No human can tolerate the radiation that's in there

No kirk the game's not over

No no you can't get away

No not at all

No not like this

No one's authority!

No power to the weapons captain

No promises on your way

No respect from my offspring

No response admiral

No sir it has not

No sir no nothing

No sir this is the finest engine room in the whole starfleet

No sir you have genesis you can have whatever you

No that won't be necessary

No way of telling if reliant is still in the area

No! don't! don't!

No! you'll flood the whole compartment

Not all at once and not instantly to be sure

Not anymore! now we can do both at the same time

Not at present

Not enough against their shields

Not so wounded as we were led to believe

Nothing has happened

Now don't be a prig

Now entering the neutral zone

Now get your gear together where it's handy

Now mr spock

Now tell me why are you here

Now what is that supposed to mean

Now will someone please tell me what's going on

Now you open this one

Of course he didn't

Of course this ship is yours

Of course we are one big happy fleet

Of my friend I can only say this of all the souls I have encountered in my travels his was the most human

Oh my god

Oh no

Oh no! we've got to get out of here now damn

Oh sir it was khan

Oh yes we can

On ceti alpha v there was life!

On earth two hundred years ago I was a prince with power over millions

On screen sir

On speakers

On the screen please

On the test sir will you tell me what you did I would really like to know

On whose authority can they do this

One minute to nebula perimeter

One thing is certain we cannot escape on auxiliary power

Open the airlock

Or the one

Our hull is penetrated and we have sustained many causalities

Over here

Par for the course

Perhaps I no longer need to try admiral

Perhaps you're right

Permission to come aboard captain

Permission to speak candidly sir

Phaser lock inoperative sir

Phasers down

Phasers locked

Phasers on stun

Physician heal thyself

Picture mr saavik

Pin him down mother

Please acknowledge signal please

Please be quiet

Please don't move

Please help us jim I will not let them have genesis without proper authorization!

Please please you've got to give us time

Please prepare to deliver genesis to us upon our arrival reliant out

Please tell me what you're feeling

Plot a new course for space laboratory regula l

Port side aft could be an impulse turn

Power of creation

Prayer mr saavik

Pre stage flux chillers port on

Pre stage flux chillers starboard on

Precisely

Prepare for warp speed

Prepare to alter course

Prepare to be boarded

Project genesis a proposal to the federation

Punch up the data charts of reliant's command console

Put it on screen do it! while we still have time

Put me on speakers

Quiet we must have order in here

Raise ours

Raise the shields

Raise them

Ready sir

Really you must learn to govern your passions they will be your undoing

Regula is class d

Regulation 46a if transmissions are being monitored during battle no un coded messages on an open channel

Reliant

Reliant come in reliant you are ordered to surrender your vessel

Reliant in our section this quadrant sir and slowing

Reliant is closing

Reliant is supposed to be at our disposal not vice versa

Reliant's command

Reliant's prefix number is 16309

Remember

Remember that overgrown boy scout you used to hang around with

Remind me to explain to you the concept of the human ego

Repeat this is u s s reliant

Report we were immobilized captain spock said it'd be two days

Restoration may be possible in two days by the book admiral

Right let's go

Right on schedule admiral

Romulan ale why bones you know this is illegal

Running lights on

Saavik take the conn

Sauce for the goose

Scotty

Scotty can we make it inside

Scotty I have to ask

Scotty I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead

Security scan approved

Self expression doesn't seem to be one of your problems

Sensors captain

She can still outrun us and outgun us

She's on her way

Shields activated

Shields collapsing captain

Ship out of danger

Should the federation wish to fund these experiments to their logical conclusion

Sir he's dead already it's too late

Sir I demand to be

Sir it is difficult I i try to obey but

Sir may I ask you a question

Sir may I quote general order 12 on the approach of any vessel when communications have not been established

Sir may I speak

Sir our shields are dropping

Sir the mains are back online

Sir we won't leave you behind

Sir you did it

Slow to one half impulse power

Slowing to one half impulse power

So are we it looks like

So far no success

So much for the little training cruise

So much the better

Something may be wrong on regula l we've been ordered to investigate

Something spock was trying to tell me on my birthday

Something you can transplant

Sorry

Space station regula I do you read

Space station regula I do you read please come in

Space station regula I please come in

Space station regula I this is enterprise please acknowledge

Space station regula I this is the starship enterprise please come in

Space the final frontier

Spare me your notions of poetry please we all have our assigned duties

Spock

Spock here

Spock scanning

Spock these cadets of yours how good are they how will they respond under real pressure

Spock!

Spock! get out of there! spock! spock! get out of there!