Bust Down - Season 1 Edit

A big prank, and if it is, I'll scream

A buff ass child.

A cheerful heart is good medicine.

A few weeks later,

A horn!

A Kevin Durant or do you want a Grant Hill?

A little bit of taint. Chris. Chris!

A little loose here. Dang.

A long time all kind of bitches.

A ****a "accidentally" brushes up against my ass,

A ****a not gay, man, just competitive.

A sommelier of snatch, if you will.

A sperm bank or something.

A two timing lesbian is accused of fathering a baby

About being a bitch ass ****a.

About the expansion of the universe.

About this casino walkout.

About what that white devil said to me,

Acting like you know what these women want and need.

Add three more numbers.

Administrative shorties that pretend to know Excel,

Adult hos. [chuckles]

After all I've done for you?

After all, we are pals.

After my birthday because of all the loose period sex I had.

After some deep soul searching,

Again, it was the silver Honda Odyssey.

Ah, ah, ah. Gah, gah, gah. Nah, nah, nah.

Ah, ah! Ooh! Eeh!

Ah, cheeks. Yow! Cheeks.

Ahh! I'm not dealing with that.

Ain't a single bad bitch on Earth

Ain't no god damn maternity leave.

Ain't no time to be nervous, dog.

Ain't nothing wrong with a side pussy.

Airing this bitch out right now.

All my ferrets out and see what happens.

All my nut on the floor now.

All of them fell for the trap.

All real revolutionaries get lost in the shuffle of history,

All right, little ****as. I'ma go ahead and grab this,

All right, well, since I can't shoot the messenger,

All right, you're showing 'em a rug,

All right. Oh, cover's $200 so you better find that.

All she had to do was treat me like shit from the top,

All that jacking off.

All you think I do is lick my lips,

All: Boo!

All: Boo!

All: Flexorcism! Flexorcism!

All: Hey, hey, hey, hey!

All: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

All: Mm hmm.

All: Mm hmm.

All: Mm hmm.

All: ****a, go get it! ****a, go get it!

All: Ooh!

All: What? Yeah, yeah.

All: What? You?

All: Whoa. Damn!

Alone, alone.

Also lose your damn mind in the divorce?

Also, why he touch you?

Although, not in the traditional sense.

Amen.

An abuser? Man, she always seemed

An era where the boys and men come together and

And and and Tori. There's some more ****as.

And and Sam also understands

And a battery in my back.

And a little bunny nose in the back of another man's car?

And a pinecone hits me in the head, and I wake up.

And acknowledge other people's feelings.

And ain't nothin' wrong with that.

And all these sinners drown in the strange men's pudding,

And all we need to hear is the phrase that pays.

And are there blue daddies too, motherfucker?

And as a woman, I've been in similar situations.

And ask when the next Drake album's coming out.

And balance huh? Huh? Huh?

And be good to that woman.

And bowed and bowed hearts,

And boy, am I tired of going one for five in garbage time.

And by then we been done forgot about this shit.

And change mixed together.

And Craig, I could've fucked your wife, ****a,

And don't wear nothing shiny.

And dribble scribbles, bitch.

And ends with watching "Four Weddings."

And even if you were, you know people.

And expired fruit salad.

And fixed my car right then and there.

And Friday basically

And gave him a little tug on his junk.

And get on "Top Chef."

And give Helen a little twirl.

And go take my business elsewhere. Ha.

And got a mortgage, chores and whatnot.

And have a nice day, and they think,

And he don't know this casino is low key ass,

And he made me feel safe.

And he missed his fat fuckin' niece's eighth birthday."

And he said, ladies free before three, but no stud shit.

And he won't let me in.

And how full I look.

And I it's [stammering]

And I ain't Django!

And I ain't going nowhere till my demands are met.

And I am honored

And I can tell you firsthand,

And I can't give 'em the safety net

And I didn't know it was gonna be this goddamn much.

And I don't it doesn't matter.

And I don't even know what that is called.

And I don't want to have to kill a man.

And I don't work for nobody pussy but my own.

And I dress like Rev Run.

And I either have to fuck him or kill him.

And I just had to look him in the eye and say,

And I love my girlfriend.

And I met up with her last night to cool things off.

And I mind my damn business.

And I think it's best I let you lay hands.

And I think the walrus is Brandon T. Jackson.

And I want you to stop being a bitch

And I wouldn't even be mad.

And I'll look down and I'll whisper, "Nah."

And I'll say, "Damn, I should've introduced myself."

And I'll say, "Me, Jak."

And I'll walk them motherfuckers!

And I'm "****as."

And I'm also hunting head as a talent agent.

And I'm calling on behalf of the people.

And I'm chaining myself forever.

And I'm glad my boy got what he needed.

And I'm gonna be on "Top Chef" in the fall.

And I'm the only ****a that they knew.

And I'ma fulfill his wishes through acting.

And I'ma go find whose nut it is.

And I'ma go get some water real fast, uh,

And I'ma say it, baby.

And if you get struck, you can get fucked!

And in English.

And invited me.

And it got ****as chained up to desk in random offices.

And it got stuck. Whoa.

And it is not good.

And it just didn't seem right

And it wasn't cool!

And it's back to shoveling shit.

And it's becoming clear to me

And it's the type of garbage

And just as soon as that gorilla dunked

And just how cool it can be to get molested.

And just know that when you get it all sorted out,

And let her eat me out in front of our piglets.

And let me tell y'all,

And like I said earlier, fuck her.

And look, I don't know why this happened to me.

And make all these hoes jealous of me.

And meet my hoes away from home.

And menthol, and red lining.

And most importantly, Sam would like to reach an agreement

And my bad on all that emotional manipulation.

And my friends can't help me,

And not and not and not just protection for us,

And now he yells at white women

And now I have none.

And now I think she's gonna blow my whole life up.

And now she's trying say it's my baby.

And now you're disrespecting me by minimizing it.

And now, for a poem I wrote

And now, she wants me to buy her a Solo.

And out of nowhere, he called me an uppity zip coon.

And P'Shawnathan is short for nothing.

And Pamela Anderson only had one kind of hepatitis.

And peed on myself, then went to bed.

And pleasure.

And poured Hennessy on top of it.

And probably had a bigger dick, too.

And prove Chauncey wrong.

And put some spice on it.

And Rachel Dolezal, but jokes just don't be hitting

And ready to start maniflexing?

And said, "I need some honey mustard."

And sandwich meat

And saying to yourself, you're gonna go get it.

And second, you can't do that, Chris.

And Services.

And set some boundaries.

And she be trying to small talk with me.

And she paints little Minions on her fingernails.

And shout out everybody's cards.

And since can't nobody do Spanish,

And since I'm banned from Smokey's on the East Side,

And singing Donnell Jones. So I like R&B.

And smudge until you're ready to act right.

And some white dude walks in talking about,

And sometimes I sleep under a tree,

And sometimes you have to stop

And sometimes, I sleep in the shower,

And step in the name of colonization.

And stick her in the butt with a bamboo dildo.

And take things more seriously.

And tell us what flavor oppression is this.

And tells you he has a taste for something pink.

And that makes what grew from that nut your responsibility.

And that mean Asian lady fighting in the first place?

And that means you've won a free trip to the mall

And that's a good light skinned man, right there.

And that's enough for me to want her gone forever.

And that's why his teeth so little.

And the bitches don't wanna to get hit on

And the city moves 'em around all the time,

And the generosity displayed here today.

And the greatest dancer to have ever lived in 1997.

And the Pool Boy.

And their harmonicas that howl into the night.

And their rumors of people's fetishes and foreclosures.

And their stories of the railroad

And them motherfuckers is plastic.

And then drop that little motherfucker

And then going back to their jobs.

And then next, they got Wi Fi.

And then she can go to jail for the rest of her life.

And then she let me be a collection boy.

And then they threatened to suck me bone dry.

And then you and I could finally

And then you get a shoestring Uh oh. Oh.

And then, I get to have all the fun.

And then, when I get poppin', shit,

And they didn't answer, but when they do,

And they'll be as poor as they were last week.

And they'll say, "Who said that?"

And they'll say, "Who's Jak?"

And this ****a's just a person.

And through mentorship, she now understands

And throw all my shit out on the lawn.

And unlike you, I can help them without using my dick.

And valet cars? [laughs]

And wants to see your downfall.

And was out too many days, and they let me go.

And we are pleased as heaven to present you with $2,800.

And we ask for, um, protection, Lord God,

And we don't know how to open our phones.

And we get paid the same.

And we'd do it again.

And we'll be back next month

And we've been here, like, a million months.

And what happened to you is very, very sad.

And whatever khakis you like to wear.

And when your side pussy start coming to your work,

And who's really getting fucked?

And why am I the one that's underdressed?

And with each new school, it became harder and harder

And with that means I would change schools

And won't shut the fuck up while I'm doing my thing.

And y'all know what that means.

And y'all need to step the fuck out my office

And y'all should greet your neighbors while I'm doing that.

And you better stop teaching all this dumb stuff.

And you call me mean names like Yawn Lewis

And you can swipe left.

And you can swipe right.

And you didn't jump in and help?

And you don't even have a willy?

And you gon' be by yourself on them dating apps

And you had a White Russian for the first time.

And you not gonna ruin my Sunday

And you sitting on a donkey, girl.

And you wear Toms, bro.

And you with all this caped crusader hero talk

And you, as a grown man, came to report that grown man

And you...are not here.

And you're gonna end up with the yellers,

And you've got me inside helping?

And your friends your friends are poor.

And your little strap was not even that sturdy

And your toe is hanging

And, as the functionary leader of this group...

And, hey, I'd be nervous to go to dinner with Jak too,

And, like, she's just all in my space,

And, of course...

And, uh, we, um, uh, we we do want you to

Anyway, as soon as my mom was gone,

Anyway, for real, though. Where your new friends at?

Anyway, one time on a work retreat in Toronto,

Anyways, I got him drunk and made him forget things.

Anyways, men fuck broke bitches all the time.

Are light skinned ****as different than other ****as?

Are the police coming? Just about. Just sit on down.

Are you about to cry?

Are you serious? Ay, bro.

Are you telling me you've been having sex with these women

Around this many molested ass ****as.

As "lil hot nuggets."

As a civil rights leader.

As a matter of fact, they gonna go back to the way they was.

As if each of these burgers is coming back from an ACL tear.

As some sort of light skinned stereotype.

As soon as we finish this seminar,

As therapy, so, I don't know.

Asian people are saying the N word now?

Asks for the wi fi, you just give him the wi fi.

At first I didn't tell anybody about it

At least four times a day,

At the speed of light, it would expand away from you

At the time I thought it was communication.

At the vending machine? Nah, not me.

At your fuckin' party!

Bald, but strong.

Barack Obama.

Barbecue!

Barbecue's where I clean up at.

Batman don't wanna catch the Joker for real.

Be blessed. [laughter]

Be happy for me. Yeah.

Be happy for our ****a, man. She's getting money.

Be right back. Nasty ****a.

Because he's possessed by poverty

Because I believe in me.

Because I know more ****as than y'all.

Because I work for the people who also ain't working.

Because I'm a customer there, and I need to figure out

Because I'm not afraid of these people,

Because I'm too busy out on the streets,

Because love is love.

Because our uncles touched us at a party or something.

Because Sam, look, I saw what you tried to do,

Because she shows up again.

Because that's how I found my people.

Because they grown ass babies who haven't even learned

Because we playing kickball!

Because you and your mother have a terrible relationship.

Because you stole $140 from all of us.

Because your metabolism changed

Become a bad thing?

Before I head on outta here,

Being a custodian without a gun?

Besides, these protests never work.

Best case scenario,

Best night of my life.

Between you and Tiki.

Bianca fat ass already talking about ordering a pizza.

Birdman kissed Wayne.

Bitch, I knew that already.

Bitches gonna fuck who they wanna fuck.

Black CEOs, Black lawmakers, Black directors.

Bodies everywhere and everybody oily and naked and all that.

Body like Beyoncé, face like Iago.

Bodycams off.

Boone isn't being funny.

Boone puts confident language in my head

Boone says, see something, pay something.

Boone! Saw my taxes in half.

Boop. And sometimes, I sleep in people's cars,

Both: Do away with childish things.

Both: I ain't got potential! I got mo tential!

Both: Methuselah!

Both: Oh!

Both: Or when you was.

Bound your ass back to that baptism tub and drown.

Boy, bye.

Boy, I am tired.

British rabbit poops.

Broke ****as.

Brother James got caught in his car

Brother, leave that attitude at the door,

Bruce Bruce Bruce. He's a magician.

Built a beautiful group of people

Bunny ears.

Busting in here like the Kool Aid man

But There it is.

But ain't no one gonna care about a grown man

But all she had was, like, Timbs and black Timbs.

But anyway, you ****as ain't got no evidence

But as I reflect on what God has laid before me,

But at what cost?

But could you not?

But do they have star power?

But does that make you a good friend

But don't worry, baby.

But don't you need help with the baby?

But for all of your children, Lord God.

But Frank, he sucks your mom's fingers

But he's the best at it.

But her OnlyFan was Jesus.

But his mama telling everybody he passed.

But I ain't do all that, though, did I?

But I ain't got that queer eye, you know?

But I can't go back to giving handjobs.

But I can't see my dick juice later?

But I could never make a true bond with anyone.

But I don't got no tomatoes on me to throw at him,

But I got a lot going on.

But I had no idea boots were also made

But I hear you.

But I heard Wendy got a fat ass under that headshot.

But I kicked a basketball right up into the rafters

But I know it's way, way dumber than that.

But I know that's the devil tricking me,

But I should have a box ready for you

But I told everybody I was a surfing ****a.

But I too identify as a light skinneded man.

But I was very mistaken.

But I would like to see you in some Speedos.

But I'd be afraid it'd break out into a threesome.

But I'm a slave in that joke.

But I'm tired and I'm scared.

But I'ma save 'em because you aren't

But I've grown.

But if I ask for it, you go,

But if I'm gonna hit rock bottom, I'ma make sure

But if there's no daddy sauce in that dildo,

But if you want a picture with that jacket, I'm your man.

But instead, we tried to look out for all Black people.

But it seems like you're doing your girl just like you did me.

But it turns out this is the first thing

But it's not the best.

But keep tabs on it just in case it pops.

But Langston is wrong. And gay.

But listen up.

But maybe we need to reevaluate this relationship

But me? Nah, I'm prepared.

But Nina told me that people use plants

But no one wants to listen to what I need.

But no, I ain't borrowed this. This is mine.

But no, you broke character.

But remember, I'm gonna be the boss

But Seymour been messing around on Teisha.

But she can wash the shit out a car though.

But some people are saying

But that doesn't mean I'm trying be with her forever.

But that right there is gonna pair perfectly

But that's not how sperm banks work.

But the frailty in this ****a's eyes right here.

But the real problem was just his diet?

But the real question still remains.

But then I thought, well,

But then Tiki got all wild on some "Maury" shit.

But they do not.

But today turned out to be a good day.

But tried to play sisterhood and intimacy.

But we need thots too.

But what actually happened to Friday?

But what it also means is I have my hook.

But what needs to change is that all of us

But whatever he says to you

But when I ask for the wi fi,

But when I'm with Tiki and she be arguing

But where would we find such a man?

But you best believe that interior is butterscotch.

But you can't swipe back to Nina.

But you got a party full of hungry fans awaiting.

But you on your fake woke liberal shit right now,

But you said you were being hilarious?

But you want to walk around here

But you, you need to get your shit together.

But you're flip flopping on the Lord.

But you've been possessed by a broke demon,

But, like, everything doesn't have to be

But, like, this shit is gonna oh, shit. Shh!

But, uh, who amongst us has not...

But, you know

By Black women.

By every single word coming out of your mouth right now.

By his overseeing employer.

By the giving spirit, the the kindness,

By the hollowed out TV if anybody wanna get

By the way, you would've loved it.

Called me a moulinyan monkey with reading glasses on.

Can "love" a 14 year old girl, then.

Can get the loudest? Well, let's do it!

Can I come? Can I come?

Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?

Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?

Can we please just go back inside?

Can you calm down? Okay?

Can't help that. Shit, let the culture die.

Can't you find other women

Care to join?

Chauncey is never gonna hurt you again.

Cheeks. You know what I'm talking about?

Cheers. Cheers.

Chill, my brother.

Chill.

Chris "Cranberry" Henson.

Chris doesn't see us as homeless.

Chris Henson, Hammond Theater,

Chris Henson, Social Justice Warrior.

Chris Henson's Freedom Frankfurters.

Chris is right. Look at me.

Chris says some sexy shit,

Chris, now you gotta find that Patrice lady

Chris, show Mommy's friends that little dance you be doing.

Chris' prized possession is his mall cart jewelry.

Church gonna have to do.

Circle of trife.

Colin Kaepernick got his own ice cream and shit, man.

Come get these cheeks at the park,

Come help me with something.

Come here, little ****a. Come here!

Come on with that!

Come on, girl, come get this cum.

Come on, I'll take you

Come on, like, babe you're too pretty

Come on, money motherfucker.

Come on, player!

Come on, y'all. No over jack fees, huh?

Come on. Cheers.

Come on. Choo choo!

Come on. Give me a hug. Okay.

Come on. We're "Seinfeld."

Come on. You're Chris Henson.

Come out or we're gonna keep fucking shit up.

Come over here. Yes. This is crazy.

Coming up here to share with us.

Cool people who wouldn't just come down to your tent

Craving, yearning, howling

Cuba Gooding Jr. spent years getting called "white washed,"

Customers aren't allowed to see it anymore.

Damn, you are clearly a fully grown adult man

Damn!

Damn. I am?

Dance.

Dang, you strong!

DeRay Mckesson, poppin' in a bubble vest.

Did they remove filters from your phone?

Did you say you ordered us an entire octopus?

Dirty fridge. Fake cabinet.

Dish ****a, he don't know how to lishen.

Do I look like a gallon of Hawaiian Punch to you?

Do you know how to play? Yeah, ****a.

Do you think that the sperm bank works like a regular bank?

Do you want me to say that in the microphone?

Doing arts and crafts and being loud

Don't apologize to me.

Don't bark at me. [laughter]

Don't be touching don't be touching shit in here, man.

Don't get fresh, Eunice.

Don't give him that. It got hot sauce in it.

Don't look away. all: Flexorcism! Flexorcism!

Don't put that on the check, though.

Don't shut the door on family, Sam.

Don't shut the door! No!

Don't you be yelling at her like that.

Don't you dare pretend not to know his work!

Don't you, dude? Huh?

Down a girl booty for that video?

Down on the loading dock. Jak?

Down to their cars for the time being.

Dressed like a leather popsicle is Tiki.

Dries up the bone.

Drinking Earl Gray tea to tell you

Drinking your pee.

Dude.

E effective immediately.

Easy. Three AP Psych credits. Bald by choice.

Eat it for your lunch tomorrow. Okay.

Eating cereal out the bag

Eating greasy foods, catching heat exhaustion.

Entitled "Bald Samson."

Even all the children.

Even after Mario eats the star, that ****a's still a plumber.

Even if I can't tell why.

Even if you were to try to approach the edge of it

Even while we're dressed up as power rangers on Halloween,

Every day starts with scrambled eggs

Every time there's a new word for abuse, I'm like, "Oh, yeah.

Every time you walk upstairs, you, "Yep. Yep. Yep."

Everybody get mad! Let's protest, ****as!

Everybody knows it.

Everybody knows only two places Black people get on.

Everybody was, like, all hating and shit. It was tight.

Everybody's daddy did something.

Everyone just keeps projecting their shit on me.

Ew, disgusting. Yeah.

Exactly, my ****a. You so wise.

Exactly, you get it. Nah, I see his point.

Excuse me.

Fantasia would roll over in her grave.

Faster than you could even approach it.

Feel it. Feel the pain.

Few orders of business.

Find out who's the most loyal, you know?

Fine girl. Hmm?

Fire, man.

First of all, they're unhoused,

First, it's the dealers.

Fly high in the sky, like a peacock, and no

For a loooong time.

For acting light skinned, dude.

For finding your emotional truth.

For me to connect with any of my peers.

For me to remind them.

For ****as who put rims on they Altimas.

For Noreen to have her house again.

For our baby's first picture day.

For real. But they wild for that.

For the damage acted against him

For the drought, you're already in the desert

For the last time, you were molested

For the Seven Scattered Adventists.

For these people?

For this new blackjack dealer I just hired.

For you to put on this gown and join me in a game.

Framed on the wall.

French fries? That's us. Hamburgers? That's us.

Friday is mad cool.

From all of it and just exist.

From one of America's premiere homecoming restaurants.

From shitting on the sidewalk.

From the free throw line... [chuckling]

From the splinters on her prickly sea urchin legs,

From what I did to 'em.

From your bad decisions, okay?

Fuck all that! [crowd exclaims]

Fuck around and have a Black woman president.

Fuck around, I'll kill everybody in that bitch.

Fuck change.

Fuck Friday. You need to check your boy before I do.

Fuck her and that church.

Fuck that apology, man.

Fuck yo M&M's.

Fuck you!

Fuck your ass up in this bitch.

Fuck, Sam was right.

Fuck!

Fuck. Come on, y'all. Step right up.

Fuck. What are you doing?

Full time.

Functioning as manager and head of HR.

Gah! I hate it here! Oh, God.

Gary smells.

Get chlorine from their cars for the baptism.

Get the seed from a man who can bench 140.

Get your goddamn ass up, boy.

Get your motherfucking get your

Gets 'em all pretty and whatnot.

Getting bounced around by cops and thots?

Getting on my fucking nerves.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give the money to the people, our people.

Give you some wisdom. Hey, listen, man.

Gives you great coverage during peak sun.

Glad to have you all to myself.

Glug glug, glug. Gorilla.

Go ahead and pick cum number 115913.

Go back out, and come back in better.

Go see somebody, please!

God be dropping new animals like they mixtapes.

God damn it, you won't silence me, bitch.

God damn.

God must have been in a good mood when he made her.

God said, "Put on all the armor."

God wanted me to tell y'all

God, you were my boss at the casino.

Going through their own trial right now.

Gonna fuck with a ****a out here

Gonna recognize our potential? What's up, bro?

Got his ass. Whoa, chill out.

Got my fucking marshmallows all soggy.

Got you some Tums and a soft part of a couch.

Goth bitches, equestrian hoes,

Guess what, Jak?

Guess who got named new CEO?

Guess who's pee was burning earlier,

Gunna ka pow!

Ha ah.

Ha.

Had it for one day.

Hanging over ****as, judgin'.

Has a clear no tolerance stance on sexual harassment.

Has to be the choice of a Black man.

Have a real conversation, maybe even form a bond,

Have to do with anything?

Have you ever had ponzu sauce? Wait a minute.

Having to wake up at 3 a.m. to comfort you

He ain't help out not one ****a.

He also does these videos

He caught a stray.

He did say he was gonna get me fucked by some booty men.

He don't even know what he does.

He got a gun.

He got shot. He almost died.

He had it loose in his pockets with some scratch ticket dust.

He just eats other people's lunches

He look like Donnie McClurkin wearing a Marvin Sapp suit.

He said you read. It's a compliment.

He sees us as sex objects.

He told me I gotta reshape my life.

He touched my dick, and the only way

He touched my dick!

He was doing snow angels on the pool table by 2 a.m.

He wears a doo doo bag, man.

He would love to write "Trans Atlantic Slave Trade"

He's a bitch. Uh huh!

He's fine.

He's fuckin' dead!

He's gonna be preparing the pretzels.

He's gonna cry.

He's got a rubber toe.

He's just a big dummy we can run through, you know?

He's not doing it. No, he Look.

He's spitting facts that could change your life.

He's up there with a fucking sleeveless turtleneck

Head hunter. Head lover."

Heeeeeey!

Hello, my concrete cutie pies. Look at you.

Help!

Help! Please, help!

Her head went down, and she made me say unhh.

Her poops probably come out clean like a cup of soft serve.

Her poops probably comes out like little marble cakes.

Her Scion slides into a lake with the door slammed shut.

Her team leader invited her up to do a quick download, right?

Here we go, man.

Here's a brother, okay,

Hey Chris, they got rid of their pool.

Hey, and I hope it's free.

Hey, Cheryl.

Hey, Chris made it a little section over there

Hey, did y'all see Jonathan in there, though?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey.

Hey, I also make omelets. Hold that.

Hey, man.

Hey, ****a, you better not touch me.

Hey, Nina, which one of y'all normal faced friends

Hey, shut the fuck up.

Hey, that was pretty funny.

Hey, there, pretty bird.

Hey, we're gonna take care of this.

Hey, what's up, player? How you feeling, man?

Hey, y'all remember,

Hey, y'all, I'm finna quit.

Hey, You been doing real nice work lately,

Hey, you got any chloroform? No.

Hey, you want that Chris P. Crème, baby?

Hey! I said it was funny.

Hey! Oh, that was oh.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. What wrong with you?

His name is Abegunde Madu.

History is gonna remember Charlemagne Tha God

Hit me twice!

Hold a lion cub over a cliff,

Hold on, hold on. I'll be right back.

Hope your braids unravel, bitch.