Luca Edit

A real Vespa.

A sea monster ate it.

About this town of bloodthirsty lunatics?

Actually, this town seems a little crowded.

Actually, we have something to ask you.

Afraid of a little rain?

Again. Like you mean it.

Ah, Ciccio! The motor! They are slowly getting away!

Ah, idioti, you let it get away!

Ah, idioti! Be useful for once in your pathetic lives.

Ah, just a little bath.

Ah, sharks.

Ah, that's a weird joke, Alberto.

Ah, that's just Signora Marsigliese.

Ah, that's more like it.

Ah, yes. There's usually a bad influence.

Ahh! Oh, no!

ALBERTO AND LUCA: Underdogs.

Alberto, stop!

Alberto, this is too dangerous.

ALBERTO: But you're never without me.

ALBERTO: Can I please eat with my hands?

ALBERTO: Come on. I got something to show you.

ALBERTO: Hey! ERCOLE: Huh?

ALBERTO: It's fine.

ALBERTO: Look, we gotta ride together.

ALBERTO: Luca!

ALBERTO: Luca! Faster, faster! LUCA: Why aren't we moving?

ALBERTO: Pretty cool, right?

ALBERTO: See ya tomorrow!

ALBERTO: Shoo! Shoo!

ALBERTO: Whatever you do, do not move!

ALBERTO: Yahoo!

ALBERTO: Yeah!

ALBERTO: Yes, it is.

Alberto?

Alberto?

Alberto? I think I might've seen my parents.

Alberto.

Alberto. Alberto.

Alberto...

All right, boys.

All right, just let me do the talking and act casual.

All right, ragazzi.

All right, try jumping onto it.

All right. Let's head out.

All the stuff that you don't want.

All you gotta do is follow my lead, remember?

Alone again?

Also, I added flames.

Always joking around.

Anchovies. They go there to sleep.

And all the whale carcass you can eat.

And also, there's no water.

And amazing dolphin impression. Please!

And be as safe as possible, and I mean safer than safe,

And every night, we'll sleep under the fish.

And every night, we'll sleep under the fish.

And every summer, I come here,

And everyone thinks I'm just some weird kid

And getting a Vespa? Seeing the world...

And he seems to know how to find the good ones.

And I was like, "Yeah!" And then you were like, "No!"

And I'm just the kid that ruins everything.

And I'm so proud of you, and I am so mad at you!

And if I have to send you to the bottom of the ocean

And is there anything beyond the solar system?

And it takes you anywhere you wanna go.

And let me tell you, they did not have motors.

And make it six in a row.

And now, who wants to watch me eat a big sandwich? Hmm?

And number two,

And remember, piccoletto...

And ride to the top of Mount Portorosso and back!

And say, "Told you I'd win!"

And stars are circled by planets.

And the big fish protects them.

And then all of a sudden, I was riding it.

And then what?

And then what?

And then you just catch yourself

And then, there's human stuff.

And then...

And they also have two sad little whiskers.

And we say, "Signor Vespa, build us one of these!"

And we'll ride away together!

And we're all on a big round rock,

And what brings you to Portorosso?

And with no Giulia to hide behind.

And you get to listen, so you're lucky.

And you have to use a forchetta. It's the rule.

And you have your lunch for the train?

And you raced your little tail off and kicked so much human butt!

And you'll get your Vespa.

And...

Andiamo!

Andiamo! Run, run!

Andiamo. WOMAN: Hmm.

Any sea monsters?

Anyone can do that.

Anyone else in there?

Anyone?

Anyway, you're gonna have fun.

Are you okay?

Aren't you a little old, Ercole?

As you can see,

Ask her about the prize money!

At a price every family can afford.

Away from everything I love.

Bad at swimming.

Bah! Not now, Ciccio! Eyes on the water!

Be right there!

Because I've got news for you. He's either dead, or he's

Because if they catch even a glimpse of you...

Because the moment we get it, we're outta here.

Because you are monsters.

Because you couldn't stop throwing up?

Before it comes back for us.

Before you fall.

Benissimo! Ooh, let's go sign up.

Boo.

BOTH: "We"?

BOTH: Ciao, Giulia. GIULIA: Ciao.

BOTH: Mmm.

BOTH: Phew!

BOTH: Whoa.

BOTH: Whoo hoo!

BOY: They won!

Bravo, Luca. That was your fastest yet.

Breathe.

Buongiorno.

But don't apologize. She can sense weakness.

But don't forget, we're going to have to go through...

But fear not!

But he's gotta be here somewhere.

But he's probably dead.

But here's what you need to know...

But how am I gonna know you're okay?

But how are you gonna...

But I pushed it out the back window.

But I thought we were underdogs.

But I was the one who tried to send him away.

But if we win this race, well,

But it's fine now.

But it's okay. He's one of us.

But it's over now.

But next year in Advanced Astronomy,

But really, I'm not.

But that stuff is useless.

But there's nothing to see anyway.

But this year, it's true.

But we can't let him stay in this world.

But we could be under the dogs, too.

But what if they did?

But will they come looking for you over there?

But without fins. Or a tail.

But, but my dad told me all about it.

But, like, one million times bigger.

But, Mom, we're always careful!

But, you know, it's not that dangerous up there.

Call him whatever you want.

Can we turn the money into something else?

Can we?

Can you dodge obstacles?

Can you swim at least?

Can you withstand passive aggressive verbal assaults?

Can't afford a proper swimsuit?

Caterina!

Champion coming through.

Ciao, Giulia.

Ciao, Giulia. Team of one?

Ciao! Ciao!

Ciccio, hold still. Olio d'oliva.

Ciccio, make it dry, subito!

Ciccio, slap Guido.

CICCIO: Huh?

Ciccio! Guido! Another harpoon.

Ciccio! My harpoon! Veloce!

Classic human town. Pretty cool, right?

Come and get it!

Come eat, Luca. Come on.

Come on, Alberto!

Come on, Alberto. The train's gonna leave.

Come on, faster!

Come on, let's build another one.

Come on, Luca!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! We gotta get back.

Come on.

Come on. Giulia, wait!

Come on. I'll show you some more stuff!

Come on. Let's find our son.

Come on. No time to waste.

Come on. We just gotta keep looking.

Come with me.

Congratulations, you're joining our team.

Cool.

Could be cannelloni, penne, fusilli, trofie, even lasagne.

Could I maybe borrow this? Just for tonight.

Could we even survive over there?

Couldn't we just try it?

CROWD: Huh?

Daniela, do we really need to go through with this?

DANIELA: Hmm.

DANIELA: Luca, stop!

DANIELA: Luca!

DANIELA: Luca! LORENZO: Luca!

DANIELA: Luca! LORENZO: Luca!

DANIELA: Luca?

DANIELA: Luca.

DANIELA: Mmm.

DANIELA: Mom, his life is

DANIELA: Wha...

DANIELA: Where could he be?

DANIELA: You're two minutes late.

Dead body.

Devour a mystery bowl of my delicious pasta,

Did you hear that? This way.

Did you really go up to the...

Did you really think you could get away with this?

Did you see me on the bike?

Did you see the height I got?

Do we really need to fish near the island?

Do you guys need a place to stay?

Do you know where he went?

Do you think I want you to leave?

Does it take all kinds of people?

Don't hurt us!

Don't move, don't move, don't move!

Don't want to be friends.

Don't worry, Tommaso. I've got my eyes peeled.

Don't worry, you're in luck. I basically invented it.

Don't worry. I'll race on my own.

Don't you...

Done!

Down here? No, no, no. I just came for my stuff.

Downhill!

Dressed weird,

Eh.

Enthusiasm. Love to see it.

Ercole doesn't have to do anything.

Ercole, you're just afraid we're gonna put an end to your

ERCOLE: Ha ha!

ERCOLE: Hey, look who it is.

Ercole.

Espresso.

Even better than a bike, though.

Even you. Bop!

Every day, me and Alberto are gonna ride someplace new.

Every day, we'll ride someplace new,

Every summer, that jerk makes my life miserable.

Every year they change the pasta.

Everyone in Portorosso pretends to believe in sea monsters.

Everyone is horrified and disgusted by you,

Everyone thinks Bianca Branzino's so great

Everything good is above the surface.

Excuse me, ma'am. Have you...

Feast your eyes on the greatest Vespa

Finally, can you handle

Fine. Go start a club. For losers!

Finito!

First of all, get in line!

First time?

Fish out of the barn! Fish out of the barn!

Five time winner of the Portorosso Cup.

Floating around a star

For showing us the boring thing

For the last time, you two don't belong here.

For the millionth time, sì.

Forza, Luca, don't let him get in your head. You can do this.

Free.

From my dad.

Funny you should ask.

Get back here right now!

Get out of my town!

Get to the rules!

Get your daddy's harpoon!

GIACOMO: I told you they were real.

Giant, raging balls of fire!

Giulia explained it to me.

Giulia Marcovaldo.

Giulia said, "Look up,"

Giulia says there's an even bigger one at her school.

GIULIA: Come on, Luca!

GIULIA: Good effort, team.

GIULIA: Grazie! Arrivederci!

GIULIA: Oh, no! It's Ercole! Go, go!

GIULIA: Oh. Uh...

GIULIA: Okay, ragazzi, we have one week to train.

GIULIA: See any fish?

GIULIA: Sì.

GIULIA: Sì.

GIULIA: We did it!

GIULIA: Well, I think that's enough training for today.

GIULIA: Yes! Underdogs!

GIULIA: You can do it, Luca!

GIULIA: You can have it.

Giulia!

Giulia! It is wool. It cannot get wet!

Giulia. Are you all right?

Giulia. My name is Giulia.

Giulietta?

Giulietta. A word.

Giuseppe, get back here!

Giuseppe.

Giuseppe...

Give it a try.

Go, go, go! Run before its mother gets here!

Go, go!

Go, go! Go, Alberto! Go!

Go, Luca!

Go, Luca!

Go!

Go. Now. Before I change my mind.

Good day.

Good thing you sent for me when you did, huh?

Good! Now, hang on!

Good.

Good... Good day. Again.

Goodbye, Giulia.

Goodbye. Forever.

Got anything new?

Gotta run.

GRANDMA PAGURO: What's on your mind?

Grandma,

Gravity! Also known as falling!

Grazie, Papà! Come on, we'd better hurry.

Great, so we'll just win the race.

Great! I mean, fine, whatever.

Great. Thank you, Giulia,

Guido, slap Ciccio.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Luca! Bravo, we did it!

Ha ha! Trenette!

Ha ha! Whoo!

Hai visto il giornale today?

Have to look out for each other, right?

Have you ever gone to the human town?

Have you seen this town?

He doesn't do well with fear.

He said I was old enough to be on my own.

He wants anyone looking for him.

He will cut through the water like a knife.

He's better off without me.

He's dead. I killed him!

He's done!

He's not even here a whole lot,

He's old enough to hear about it.

He's the Portorosso Cup champion, number one.

Heh.

Hello, Luca.

Help me!

Help!

Here it is.

Here.

Here. Now let's get back to work.

Hey, everything's always on you.

Hey, guys! Can I play, too?

Hey, hey, hey. I know your problem.

Hey, hey, wait. Wait, Alberto.

Hey, it's okay, Luca.

Hey, little help?

Hey, Luca, I've been looking everywhere for you.

Hey, my friend smells amazing.

Hey, nice ramping.

Hey, Papà! I brought

Hey, ragazzi! I need some help with the nets.

Hey, relax.

Hey, Spew... Girl!

Hey, that's not allowed.

Hey, this isn't a joyride.

Hey, uh, Spewlia?

Hey, vagrant!

Hey, we're gonna win.

Hey, you do it now. Just say the thing.

Hey, you remember that time we almost hit that rock?

Hey, you won't believe this. Those aren't fish.

Hey! Ercole, basta!

Hey! Ercole! You have to give it back!

Hey! Silenzio, Bruno.

Hey! The vagrants want to fight.

Hey! You're never allowed on my bike again.

Hey.

Hey. Look me in the eye.

Hey. Look me in the eye.

Hi, Luca.

His life is amazing and everyone loves him.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Better idea.

Hmm. Uh...

Hmm. Where did the other one go?

Hmm. You two are coming with me.

Holy carp. No. I can't.

Honestly, though, I get it.

Hop on. I could use the extra weight.

Horrifying!

How about this?

How about you? What'll you do when you win?

How could my mother tell him

How do we get in?

How do you think I paid for my beautiful Vespa?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? What?

Huh. Are you gonna make one?

Huh. Hey!

Huh. Really?

Huh. Yeah. My hideout.

I am delighted to meet you, Number One and Number Two.

I am Ercole Visconti.

I am gonna make one! You wanna help?

I beat a guy at cards there once.

I can?

I can't do it without you.

I can't sell what I don't have.

I can't!

I come to town most weekends.

I didn't quit. They made me stop.

I do have the parts.

I don't care. It doesn't matter.

I don't know how to not think about something.

I don't know what got into him.

I don't know why dolphins even sound like that.

I don't know, it felt like a fish.

I don't know, Lorenzo. Was I too hard on him?

I don't know, ragazzi...

I don't know.

I don't wanna...

I don't want you doing the race again.

I doubt your school would even accept sea monsters, right?

I dunk them in my cioccolata and...

I eat kids like you for breakfast.

I get one, too, sometimes.

I got this.

I got us down the hill, didn't I?

I gotta deliver these. Always be training, you know?

I guess even your terrible friends

I guess that's how humans swim?

I had it under control.

I have an idea.

I just dream about it.

I just never in a million years

I just stopped counting after a while.

I just thought that...

I know it looks scary.

I know you. And I know what's best for you.

I know, Mom.

I know.

I know. We are setting up a reward.

I live with my mamma in Genova.

I love it.

I love you, Mom.

I love you, too, Papà.

I love your confidence.

I love your stylish clothes.

I mean, I just think maybe I would die.

I mean, that place must be full of Vespas.

I mean, that's allowed, right?

I mean, we're not really hiding that.

I mean, what happens when the...

I mean, what if some of them were not human?

I mean, where are you even from?

I never go anywhere.

I race alone.

I rode it down.

I saw them first! The reward is mine!

I sent him to look for sea cucumbers.

I started when my dad left.

I still can't believe he would do this.

I think he needs me. You know?

I think I know how you feel.

I think that is worse. Now, go away.

I think that they are the ones who are mad,

I think you have all the parts.

I thought of every single thing we're gonna need.

I thought we were gonna die, like, a hundred times.

I told you. Our son has a death wish.

I touched it once.

I wanna go to school.

I wanna step up.

I want to make myself very clear.

I was just curious.

I was wondering, actually,

I wasn't paying enough attention to him.

I wish I could take it back.

I... I never should've done that.

I... I said stop!

I'll get up in front of everyone

I'll go win the race.

I'll make it my mission to destroy you.

I'll work double shifts at the pescheria. Whatever you need.

I'm afraid your friends still need to pay

I'm always training.

I'm coming for you!

I'm definitely hungry.

I'm doing it, Alberto! I'm doing it!

I'm gonna fix this!

I'm gonna use my school's telescope.

I'm having fun with my new friends.

I'm his friend. I know what he needs.

I'm kidding.

I'm more of an idea man...

I'm not afraid.

I'm not gonna tell you again.

I'm not the guy you want for this.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'll be back tomorrow.

I'm so close!

I'm so sorry about the cat.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little on edge.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm...

I've been collecting for a long time,

If any sea monsters show up today,

If we could come with you to your school?

If we lose this race, we're not going anywhere.

If you don't sit on the back and hold on to the front,

If you promise to write to us every single day

Impossibile! He's cheating! Arbitro! Arbitro!

In the "solar system"?

In the first place.

In the whole stinkin' world!

Is it that we're smarter than you?

Is your school open to everyone?

Isn't it dangerous?

It feels like it's still there.

It is I, Giorgio Giorgioni!

It kinda sounds interesting.

It makes faraway things seem close. Look.

It might be because we're over a haunted fish graveyard.

It turns out I don't got this.

It wasn't easy.

It would be bad. So, thank you, but...

It would float in it!

It's a crazy thing. I might have sold it.

It's a human thing. I'm kind of an expert.

It's a nice life, simple life.

It's all arranged, actually.

It's an epic, grueling, traditional Italian triathlon.

It's away from the hustle and bustle,

It's bad, and I'm not supposed to be up here.

It's broken, unfortunately.

It's done.

It's even better than the picture.

It's finally over!

It's fine. I'm not human.

It's fine. We're gonna head back to, uh...

It's gonna be some race, huh?

It's just kind of obvious.

It's like I don't even know...

It's my fault.

It's not gonna be any different.

It's not like him.

It's over, the reign of terror.

It's Signor Vespa!

It's so beautiful.

It's the lightest of the planets.

It's time for us to go home.

Jeez, you're strong!

Just a sweaty land monster with a paddle.

Just for a few days?

Just give me one more chance.

Just keep your guard up.

Just kidding. Definitely look at it.

Just let it go! Okay?

Just promise you'll tell me everything you see!

Just stay right there!

Just take a step without even thinking about it.

Kick it.

KID 1: Huh? KID 2: Hmm?

KIDS: Huh?

Land monsters! Everybody, under the rock!

Learned it from you!

Let me know if you need anything.

Let me welcome you.

Let that be a lesson to you!

Let's get out of here.

Let's get to the water!

Let's see Bianca Branzino do that!

Let's see what you got.

Like a pile of rocks.

Like even bigger than Portorosso?

Like Genova! Literally 20 times bigger.

Like, how big was that dad human?

Like, what else?

Listen, piccoletto,

Listen, relax. It's never gonna happen.

Listen, Tommaso,

Little bits of it just float into your mouth.

Look at Pinchy pessa. She's molting.

Look me in the eye.

Look, during school,

Look, I was just trying to show you how to do it right.

Look, it's just not worth it.

Look, this town is making you crazy.

Look, you and I should've never been friends

Look.

Looking down is what's making you fall.

LORENZO: Ooh.

LORENZO: Ugo?

LORENZO: Well, at least you won. I think.

Louder! "Silenzio, Bruno!"

Luca and, uh...

Luca Paguro.

Luca, do you promise?

Luca, I need you to punch his heart.

Luca, it's simple. Don't listen to stupid Bruno.

Luca, sea monsters can't go to school.

Luca, take over!

Luca, that's crazy.

Luca, this is my brother, your Uncle Ugo.

Luca, you have to get out of here.

Luca, your parents aren't here.

LUCA: "Vespa is freedom."

LUCA: Alberto?

LUCA: And there are big towns called cities?

LUCA: Don't say surface. Don't say surface.

LUCA: Don't say that.

LUCA: Good morning! SEA FARMER: Morning!

LUCA: Huh?

LUCA: I can't believe we won! ALBERTO: We won!

LUCA: I'm sorry.

LUCA: Look out!

LUCA: Mmm!

LUCA: No, no, no.

LUCA: No! I'm pretty sure that's just me!

LUCA: Okay.

LUCA: So, this is how machines fly?

LUCA: Thank you!

LUCA: That goes to your school?

LUCA: They're sending me to the deep!

LUCA: Uh...

LUCA: Um, excuse me?

LUCA: What are all those tiny lights?

LUCA: What? What are you doing?

LUCA: What's that?

LUCA: Where are we going?

LUCA: Whoa.

LUCA: Whoo!

Luca!

Luca!

Luca!

Luca!

Luca! This is a very bad idea!

Luca! Where have you been?

Luca? What are you doing here?

Lunch is ready!

Ma, no. This is how I came into the world.

Madams,

Maggiore! Another sighting. In the harbor, this time.

Make yourselves useful.

Mamma mia!

MAN: Huh?

Mannaggia, not a great catch today.

Mannaggia! Here we go.

MARSIGLIESE: Swimmers, take your mark!

MASSIMO: Dinner's ready.

MASSIMO: Hey, no goofing around back there.

MASSIMO: Hmm.

MASSIMO: Hmm.

MASSIMO: I know who they are.

MASSIMO: Well, I'm not pretending.

Maybe a little more important than your snacks.

Maybe I could show you.

Maybe I said it wrong?

Maybe not. But just in case.

Maybe this time she won't throw up as much.

Me and my friend, Alberto.

Me! Me! I win the prizes.

Me? Yeah! Wait! No, I can't.

Me. We'll just ride it like we did on the island. Together.

Mm hmm. Don't worry about it.

Mm hmm. Out of towners, eh?

Mm?

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm. Mmm!

Mmm. Whale carcass.

Mom, what does he mean?

Mom! What are you doing here?

Mom? What are you all doing here?

Mom's gonna kill me!

Monalisa, why are you smiling?

Mostri marini! Give me that!

Mother of pearl!

Move in maybe. And I just thought, uh...

My family was gonna send me somewhere horrible.

My father hunts sea monsters!

My life's great. I'm just helping him out.

My mom says sometimes I'm too much.

My parents were gonna send me away.

Never.

New personal best!

No idea. Go find out for me, will ya?

No one to tell us what to do. Just you and me out there.

No way. I told you, they're not coming here.

No way. Not for me.

No way. That's crazy.

No, but I do. I'll know my son when I...

No, but we're afraid of you.

No, I can't!

No, I don't.

No, more belly.

No, no, no, don't think about it.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no. We're fine.

No, no!

No, piccolino.

No, thanks! I'm full.

No!

No!

No!

No! Ciccio!

No! No! The end! Shut it down!

No? Okay.

No.

No. But I don't think

No. I needed that. It really woke me up.

No. You were just trying to keep him safe.

Nobody wants you here, idioti! Keep running!

Nope. I can't do it. Never in a million years.

Not bad, kid. Alberto Scorfano.

Not like the deep. As you'll learn.

Not me the one who is mad, it's them.

Not today.

Not you, Ciccio! Out of the way!

Nothing. Let's just get back to training.

Nothing's fine! My parents just saw me!

Now we just need money for the entry fee.

Now, can we focus on what matters?

Now, here's a champion show crab if I ever saw one.

Now, I gotta kill some sea monsters!

Now, walking is just like swimming.

Now, what's our plan? Think, Daniela.

Of all the places for sea monsters to visit,