The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie Strange Brew (1983) Soundboard Edit

Back against the wall.

Beauty

Beer? Oh, yes, beer for the party. Now, look.

Big Brother is watching you.

Both of which must be satisfied before a conviction may lie.

But I won't

Can you believe it?

Excuse me, we're ready for the exercises.

For the benefit of the court, would you please explain time code?

Forget it, Uncle. I'm taking over the company.

Get 'em!

Good thing I'm still wearing that jock, eh?

He's the guy that, like, you know, he gaffs. Gaff for us

Help!

Hey, George, the boys got jobs.

Hey, you.

Holy jeez! Look at that.

However, today I've asked Pamela to drop by so that we could present her

I guess it kind of screwed up your career.

I think it's time the little lady and I had a chat.

I wrote everything I know in a letter and mailed it to the newspapers

I'll come back for you.

In the brewery room. I can show you the way.

It's okay, it's okay

It's one of them new square records, eh, that goes, like, on a

Jeez, I saw her down the hall before, but she was dozing off, eh?

Jeez, you got Joe Louis, and, jeez, is that tuna or what?

Just because I don't know what it is, doesn't mean I'm lying

Light them up.

Mr

Mr. Claude Elsinore. Perhaps you've heard of him?

No, fellows. Forget about it

Now, maybe, we can drop the criminal charges,

Oh, no. No, I want no rough stuff.

Oh, now somebody's thrown an octopus on the ice

Okay, do the theme, eh?

Okay, you cover, I'll fix the film, eh?

Okay. You boss me around.

One day, I was out looking for a nice place

Only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spending it.

Play it back

Save one of those beers for me, eh?

Schizophrenia marked by an excessive and sometimes violent motor activity

Sit. Okay

Take off, will you? We're doing our movie.

That means we are right on schedule.

That's a thirsty crowd. It won't be easy

That's the day he died.

That's why they killed him

The first element, actus reus, which was satisfied on October 10, 1983,

The victim, Pamela Elsinore, is currently in your care at the RCIMI

There's a legal question to consider here. Excuse me.

They knew exactly what they were doing

They've been saving their allowance for weeks to see this movie

This hearing is adjourned

This is Mr. Roy, our consultant

Twenty four Elsinore beers.

We're going to need some money.

Well, that might be useful in my investigation of this case.

What about my brother? Can he get a job?

What am I supposed to tell them? What the heck am I supposed to tell them?

What did you think, Doug?

When? What meeting?

Where's the manager? Get me the manager.

Would you state your name and occupation, please?

Yeah.

You aren't going to find the lost and found here.

You ever want a job with the Fire Department, come and see me

You murdered your own brother. You had the stomach for that.

Your Honor? Mr

125 and 233 of the Criminal Code

Are you okay? You okay, hoser?

Beauty. Not my style of music, eh?

Hey, growl, will you, lion? Come on. Make some noise, you knob.

Hey, hoser. What?

How did he get the code? Random chance

I'll just disconnect these

I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean it. Yeah, okay. Right.

It's a lot to remember

Jelly doughnut coming. Okay, Hosehead.

Let it go. Okay, fine.

Okay, how about here? Ooh, that feels good.

Quiet. Okay.

Straighten up, I said. Okay, eh?

Try the parking brake, eh? Take off. The parking brake never worked.

Uh, Russia and Hawaii. Okay. All hosers in Russia and Hawaii...

Wait up, eh? You hurry, you hoser.

We're going. Yeah.

Where are you going to be? I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes.

Yeah. Okay.

...and when it's so small, it'll fit in, like, this hole, eh?