Aight, YOU DUMB ASS GREASEBALL! listen up ‘cause I’m about to school your oily, crusty self on some REAL CALCULUS! You out here acting like a math beginner, tryna use first principles like it’s the stone age or some SHADY OLD BOOK! while the rest of us already KNOW what’s good. Look at you, trying to differentiate x squared from SCRATCH—looking like a busted piece of fried chicken with extra grease.