Alright, YOU CHUNKY, CLUELESS FOOL, listen up ‘cause I’m about to school your thick skulled, hamburger eating self on some REAL DRIVING. You out here acting like a road rookie, tryna slam on the gas like it’s a leisurely Sunday drive or some RUSTY OLD LAWNMOWER, while the rest of us already GOT this in the bag. Look at you, trying to parallel park like it’s your first time behind the wheel—looking like a crumpled pile of roadkill with extra mayo. Get it together, DUMMY, before you end up in a...