Yo, YOU DUMB ASS, LISTEN UP, grease stained CALCULUS CLOWN. We out here in the HOOD of DERIVATIVES, breaking down the POWER RULE, 'cause you’re out here WILDIN' with that first principles NONSENSE like it’s the 1800s or some CRUSTY TEXTBOOK ERA. LOOK at you, tryna differentiate x squared from SCRATCH, looking like a BUSTED TI 83 CALCULATOR with a LOW BATTERY. And guess what, BUSTA? Here’s the POWER RULE, simple enough even your DRY LIP HAVING, ASH NEED self can follow it: If y = x to the...