Yo, LISTEN UP, grease stained CALCULUS CLOWNS. We out here in the HOOD of DERIVATIVES, breaking down the POWER RULE, 'cause y'all out here WILDIN' with that first principles NONSENSE like it’s the 1800s or some CRUSTY TEXTBOOK ERA. LOOK at you, tryna differentiate x squared from SCRATCH, looking like a BUSTED TI 83 CALCULATOR with a LOW BATTERY. You straight rollin' like a busted hydrant in a heat wave, ain't got no flow, no rhythm, no nothing. Get with the program before you end up lost in a...