Marvelous job, my dear friend, I exclaimed, giving you a hearty pat on the shoulder. So I embody the essence of all humanity that has existed or will come to be? Indeed, you encapsulate the entirety of the human experience, I confirmed. I'm embodying the likes of Abraham Lincoln? you pondered. And you also carry the burden of embodying John Wilkes Booth, I interjected. I'm representing Hitler? you gasped in horror. Yes, you hold within you the weight of the millions he took from this world, I...