My fellow Americans, I am thrilled to share with you that, following arduous and extensive discussions with the developers at Epic Games, I will soon be included as a character exclusively in the widely popular video game Fortnite. As a fervent admirer of the game, I am eager to immerse myself in the virtual world where I will have the opportunity to interact with other players as none other than myself. Fortnite has become a beloved pastime of mine, and I find great joy in engaging with...