I DECLARE WITH UTMOST CERTAINTY THAT I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE LIKES OF DORA THE EXPLORER, CAILLOU, LITTLE BILL, AND ARTHUR WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!! If I had to endure even a second of their insufferable antics, my squirrel senses would surely go into overload! The mere thought of their chipper voices and animated shenanigans makes my tail stand on end and my fur bristle with annoyance. Oh, the nerve of Dora asking me to help her find her way through those ridiculous adventures, or...