I still can't believe you came over, smoked your hoots, Ask me to make you some crazy drink, don't even drink it, Drag me down to the boondocks, don't buy me anything, Make me steal earrings, buy yourself a bubble tea, Make me pay for the oober home, steal my battery bank, My brand new velour pants, on your way out, To go to another guys house, giving you money, Some people just don't have a clue, so selfish.