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Title	This is archibald, if you are hearing this I’m already dead. I tried to harness the screams of bobus beatus, and his faghot son Benton bocklet is coming for me. There’s a bounty out on my asparagus.
Board	Archibald Asparagus TTS Computer AI Voice
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This is archibald, if you are hearing this I’m already dead. I tried to harness the screams of bobus beatus, and his faghot son Benton bocklet is coming for me. There’s a bounty out on my asparagus.

This is archibald, if you are hearing this I’m already dead. I tried to harness the screams of bobus beatus, and his faghot son Benton bocklet is coming for me. There’s a bounty out on my asparagus.

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Archibald Asparagus TTS Computer AI Voice

Cheerful Archibald Asparagus, a character from VeggieTales, featuring a bow tie and glasses against a bright yellow background.

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This is archibald, if you are hearing this I’m already dead. I tried to harness the screams of bobus beatus, and his faghot son Benton bocklet is coming for me. There’s a bounty out on my asparagus.
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