Silence!!!!!!! Way back in the early 2000’s, I began to suspect that my wife was up to something. Our two kids were about 4 and 6, still young, but not so young they couldn’t tell you something about what had happened in their day. They started talking a lot about staying with my wife’s parents during the day which wasn’t really that strange in and of itself, but since they lived about 90 minutes away, doing so two or three times a week seemed a bit much (that was basically every day she w