Hello Diego, could you please fix my phone, I have once again dropped it in the toilet. All I can hear is bubbles, And my lover has gone away. Water damage, it's a real nightmare, Every text, every call, now gone silent. I'm so clumsy, can't seem to keep it dry, Please, Diego, can you work your magic on my device. I'm feeling lost without my connection, Missing calls, missing texts, feeling isolated. Come on Diego, I'm counting on you, To bring my phone back to life, to bring back my love.