Feces Muncher eats poop like it's a feast, In the bathroom he is a certified beast. He gobbles it up without any shame, Fecal matter is his favorite game. His friends all watch in utter disgust, But Feces Muncher just can't get enough. He chews and swallows with a grin, To him, eating poop is not a sin. But one day his habit catches up to him, Stomach ache sets in, his light starts to dim. Feces Muncher learns his lesson too late, Eating poop is a dangerous fate.