As the esteemed leader of this great nation, I wish to convey my deep admiration for the popular video game known as Fortnite. If, by the grace of the people, I am elected to serve as President, I vow to use my influence to request that the developers at Epic Games create a special playable skin in my likeness. This will not only bring joy to the countless players who enjoy this game, but it will also serve as a fun and creative way to engage with my presidency. I believe that embracing...