Golly gee whiz, can you imagine the zany wackiness that would ensue if I were to sport a pair of technicolor swim trunks?? It'd be like a psychedelic explosion of style, bursting with all the vibrant hues of a rainbow. I can already picture myself strutting my stuff down the beach, turning heads left and right with my groovy fashion sense. Who needs boring old plain swim gear when you can dazzle the world with a pair of eye catching speedos? I'll be the talk of the town, the king of cool, the...