Oh stars above! That most certainly is not a traditional form of precipitation. Behold, it is exuding a warm, golden hue and emitting a rather unpleasant aroma. Steven, what in the name of the Great Diamond Authority is going on here, young man? Cease your giggling this instant! Just you wait until I am able to ascend to your location. You will rue the day you found amusement in such a situation. Oh, the indignity of it all!