Hey, you know what? I just discovered the most fabulous thing ever! It's this amazing little tool that sharpens pencils and it just happens to be the most incredible shade of purple. Isn't that just so cool? I mean, who knew that a sharpener could be so stylish and fun all at the same time. It's like, totally magical, don't you think? I can't wait to use it to create all sorts of wonderful drawings and designs. It's like having a little piece of creativity right in the palm of my hand. I just...