Well, Brian, I must say, the mere sight of your presence is akin to witnessing a rare, exotic species emerging from the underbrush of the Amazon Rainforest. Oh, how I have searched high and low for you, traversing through the treacherous terrain of our humble abode, with the hopes of laying eyes upon your distinguished visage once more. And lo and behold, here you stand before me, like a beacon of light in the darkest of nights, illuminating my world with your unparalleled charm and wit....