My dear subjects, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you of the dire situation that we find ourselves in. This Planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, poses a grave threat to our beloved Earth. We must remain steadfast and resolute in the face of this impending disaster. Let us pray for the success of the missiles that are being launched into space, for they may be our last hope for salvation. Stay indoors, close your doors and windows, and prepare yourselves for whatever may come. May...