Well folks, let me tell ya - we've got a real doozy on our hands here. This individual is out there spreading their STD like it's a party favor. They're like a mosquito at a barbecue - no one invited them, but they're still bugging everyone. This person is like a leech that just won't let go, or a tick that's latched on for dear life. They're draining their host dry and then moving on to the next victim like it's their day job. But let me tell you something, this ain't no way to make a...

Well folks, let me tell ya - we've got a real doozy on our hands here. This individual is out there spreading their STD like it's a party favor. They're like a mosquito at a barbecue - no one invited them, but they're still bugging everyone. This person is like a leech that just won't let go, or a tick that's latched on for dear life. They're draining their host dry and then moving on to the next victim like it's their day job. But let me tell you something, this ain't no way to make a...