Your scrodingular is so hot it's corny, We feel it in our walls, it's like a symphony. The heat of your touch makes us shiver, Every time you're near, we feel the quiver. Your love is like a fire, burning bright, It keeps us warm on cold winter nights. We can't resist the way you make us feel, Your scrodingular touch is oh so real. So keep on heating up our hearts, With your corny, hot love, never apart.