By the mighty blocks of Notch, I command thee to vacate my humble abode at once, lest you incur the wrath of the villagers and face the consequences of trespassing on sacred ground! Begone from my dwelling before the sun sets upon this realm, for I will not hesitate to unleash a horde of zombies upon thee if you do not heed my warning. The land of Minecraft is vast and plentiful, yet limited in space for unwanted guests such as yourself. Let this be a lesson to all who dare cross the path...