Oh, darling, what a disgraceful display of slander and misinformation! How utterly ghastly it is to see such baseless accusations hurled about like cheap confetti at a horrid fiesta of deception. Oh, the audacity of that wretched individual to besmirch the good name of Mother Stella and her dear son Chad Dickson! The nerve of it all, truly appalling. My dears, we mustn't stand for such tomfoolery and chicanery, for the truth shall always prevail in the end.