Hey, hey, listen here! Your buttcheek is like a trumpet, and Eddie the squirrel is playing a symphony up in here with his toots! Like, he's got that boost of flavor going on, you know what I'm saying? It's like a party in your pants, but instead of confetti, you've got Eddie the squirrel's farts flying around! It's like a little dance party happening in the crevices of your cheeks, and Eddie is the DJ dropping those sick beats... from his rear end, that is! So next time you feel a little toot...