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Alright, listen up, you bunch of half witted, gear grinding, barnacle brained idiots! Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears? Mice. Mice. Do you know how many times I’ve had to deal with these tiny little creatures scurrying around like they own the place? Newsflash, you little fur covered pests: this is my lab, and I don’t have time for your tiny little rodent shenanigans! You think you can just waltz in here, nibble on my experimental cheese flavored nuclear fuel, and get away with it? NO!...

Board Cave Johnson (Game, Portal) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice
Format MP3
Length 67 seconds
Plays 1 play
AI Generated Yes Responsible AI
Alright, listen up, you bunch of half witted, gear grinding, barnacle brained idiots! Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears? Mice. Mice. Do you know how many times I’ve had to deal with these tiny little creatures scurrying around like they own the place? Newsflash, you little fur covered pests: this is my lab, and I don’t have time for your tiny little rodent shenanigans! You think you can just waltz in here, nibble on my experimental cheese flavored nuclear fuel, and get away with it? NO!...

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