And that's why you should never try to make toast in the bathtub! I mean, who even thought that was a good idea? Talk about a shocking surprise! Trust me, I speak from experience. You don't want to end up like me, with your hair on end and your kitchen full of water. It's not a good look, let me tell you. So do yourself a favor and stick to using the toaster on the kitchen counter, okay? Your hair will thank you. And just remember, if you ever do try to make toast in the bathtub, make sure...