So it shall be, as decreed by the Mighty Administrator of the RED team. Let it be known across the land of 2Fort that our fate is sealed in the annals of battle. Onward, comrades, to victory or defeat, for the glory of the Team Fortress! Heavy will crush all who stand in our way, for we are the true champions of the battlefield. Let the enemy tremble in fear at the sound of our mighty minigun and feel the weight of our fists as they fall before us. So it is written, so it shall be done! Heavy...