Do you realize the amount of time that has passed since the previous occasion in which I performed the act of cleansing my lower extremities known as feet? It's been an eternity, a length of time comparable to the lifespan of an ancient civilization. I mean, seriously, can you even fathom the concept of such negligence towards personal hygiene? It's practically inconceivable! One would think that proper foot care would be a top priority, but alas, here we are, standing in the midst of foot...