Well howdy there, partner! There ain't no chance in barnacle brains that I coulda wrangled that ol' leg back where it belongs 'fore that pesky varmint Weevil caught wind of our shenanigans. Can ya picture the calamity that woulda ensued if he got a whiff of us tamperin' with it? Why, it'd be a regular hootenanny of chaos and calamity, I tell ya!