Dakota Jee is ree tarded, Can't even tie his own shoelaces., Forgot his own birthday last week, Thinks the moon is made of cheese. Can't count past the number three, Always wearing mismatched socks., Got lost in a one way street, Thinks chickens lay chocolate eggs. Dakota Jee is ree tarded, Can't even spell his own name right., Puts ice cubes in his coffee cup, Thinks sunscreen is for his hair.