I'm Squidward Tentacles, driving my 2006 Honda Civic, Cruising down the street, feeling absolutely terrific. With my long, tentacled arms, gripping the wheel tight, Eager to escape, into the starry night. No more annoying SpongeBob, or Patrick's silly pranks, Just me and my ride, filling up the gas tanks. The sound of the engine, purring like a beast, As I navigate the roads, in search of a feast. I may be grumpy, with a pessimistic view, But behind the wheel, I feel brand new. So watch out...