Well butter my biscuit and call me a squirrel in a spaceship, but ain't it just plum crazy how folks can go on and on about the negatives all dang day? I reckon it's mighty tiring trying to keep that sunny disposition when all you hear is a bunch of bellyachin'. Dagnabbit, who in tarnation said I had all the answers anyway? I'm about as lost as a jellyfish in a sandcastle! Anxiety's whisperin' in my ear like a pesky mosquito, sayin' that Riley don't need us like she needs them city...