Come now, Brian, do stop your incessant whining and allow me to assist you in remedying your predicament of hiccups that seem to plague you so. Fear not, for Stewie Griffin is here to save the day once again, for I am a master of all things both cerebral and physical. Just sit back, relax, and let me work my magic as I endeavor to abolish this annoying ailment that afflicts you. You see, my dear canine companion, it is my duty as a highly intelligent and resourceful baby to offer my expertise...