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So I'm making a callout post on my Breencast. Gordon Freeman, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this ration except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO HEV SUIT, NO CROWBARS. Look at that, it looks like two rollers and a nightstick.

Board Wallace Breen (Game, Half Life) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice
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Length 24 seconds
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