I can't stop farting, it's a constant battle., Gas bubbles rumble, causing quite a rattle. I try to hold it in, but sometimes I fail., A tiny toot leads to a stinky trail. My stomach grumbles, warning of the storm., I pray for relief, but my farts still swarm. Sometimes I fart, and poop comes out., It's embarrassing, there's no doubt. I run to the bathroom, hoping to contain., The mess that follows, causing me so much pain.