I humbly urge all citizens of Winnipeg to heed the urgent warning of the Winnipeg Police Department and the Canada Environment! It is imperative that you evacuate the city immediately, as five nuclear bombs have been detected at various locations within our beloved city. The safety and well being of all residents is of the utmost importance, and it is crucial that you gather your supplies and make your way to the designated shelters in Regina, Saskatoon, Edmonton, Calgary, Kamloops,...