My dearest Stolas, I and my devious impish companion from the underworld realm known as Hell, wish to extend our most jubilant and felicitous birthday wishes unto your infernal being. May the fires of damnation burn brightly to herald your special day, and may your reign over the infernal plane be everlasting. With utmost sincerity and devilish delight, we bid you a joyous celebration fit for a demon of your stature. Huzzah to another year of sinister schemes and malevolent machinations!