Tyler, you’re so cute at this size, you're my pocket sized surprise. You may be wondering how you got here, it's all in love and fear. You see, I need a man who'll take the lead, fulfill my every need. But you're soft and small, can't give me what I want at all. So I shrunk you down, made you match your personality's crown. Now I'll squish you tight, my little ball of delight. But don't you fret, you'll always have a place in my heart, my little work of art. Off on my date with Brad,...

Tyler, you’re so cute at this size, you're my pocket sized surprise. You may be wondering how you got here, it's all in love and fear. You see, I need a man who'll take the lead, fulfill my every need. But you're soft and small, can't give me what I want at all. So I shrunk you down, made you match your personality's crown. Now I'll squish you tight, my little ball of delight. But don't you fret, you'll always have a place in my heart, my little work of art. Off on my date with Brad,...