Greetings, citizens of Seattle! It is I, Santa Claus (Other), here to inform you of a most urgent matter. On Sunday, December 24th, 2017 at 5pm PST, a Demon Santa will be making his appearance in your city. The Seattle Police Department has been alerted to this potential threat, and they are working tirelessly to ensure the safety of all residents. I urge you to stay vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities. Remember, the spirit of Christmas is about love and peace,...