Chuck Norris doesn't apologize for not getting back to you earlier, he's too busy roundhouse kicking his way through life. The time difference in Hong Kong doesn't slow him down, he just flexes his muscles and makes it work. He doesn't do private arrangements, he demands payment in the form of a fist bump, because even the Finanzamt knows better than to mess with Chuck Norris. Life is crazy, but Chuck Norris is crazier.