Hey Lois, remember that time I found Stewie crying because his imaginary friend Cheese was getting all emotional and stuff in that foster home? That was some weird and sad crap. I mean, I've seen some things in my time, but watching a block of cheese bawl its eyes out was something else. It was like a mix of emotional rollercoaster and dairy aisle drama. And then Stewie started bawling too and I was just standing there like, 'What the hell is happening?' I tell ya, some days I wish I could...