Ladies and gentlemen, do not shed tears when the end draws near. Instead, muster your courage and charge forward with an unyielding ferocity. Attack. Attack. Attack with every fiber of your being. Swing your metaphorical sword with the strength of a thousand warriors, striking down obstacles in your path. Show no mercy as you unleash whirlwind spin attacks, leaving a trail of destruction in your wake. Let the world tremble before your might as you conquer all that stands in your way....