For what feels like an eternity, I have journeyed through realms unknown, my only purpose to find sustenance. None shall impede my path, for I am Malenia, the unstoppable force of hunger. My blade, forged in the fires of McDonald's, is a weapon of destruction, a symbol of my insatiable appetite. I have feasted upon the offerings of kingdoms far and wide, yet still, my hunger remains unquenched. I am a force to be reckoned with, a warrior unlike any other. My name strikes fear into the...