Son of a motherfucking bitch! What the everlasting fuck just happened?! That was like a goddamn shitstorm of pure stupidity unleashed upon my poor unsuspecting soul. I swear, I could feel my brain cells committing mass suicide one by one as that colossal clusterfuck unfolded before my very eyes. Sweet baby Jesus, how in the name of all that is holy did we manage to reach such levels of sheer idiocy? I mean, seriously, who the hell thought that was a good idea? It's like the universe decided...