Let's a go back to the dark age Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade Embarking to shape the video game industry; If there's one mascot to thank, it's a me! Let's watch you clock out at mach speed Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree! Notice how a flame throwing pro bro spits Bring a hell far greater than the one of '06! It's a great gaming race, and you're getting lapped How you claim to be fast when you're crap on the track? I'mma burn you, bro, and when I'm through with you The...