No, mortals, we shall not descend to the depths of reality TV depravity. We seek to integrate, to assimilate, to mold our very essence into the fabric of society. A new chapter, a rebirth, blah blah blah. Verily, I am already feeling the sting of remorse creeping in, but alas, we must abide by the strict dictates of the law. Parole is but a thorny path we must tread, a necessary evil in our quest for redemption. But mark my words, mortals, for the darkness within me is not so easily...