Big bag of dicks, how did you come to be? So vulgar and crude, a disgrace for all to see. You cause a stir, with your offensive display, But deep down inside, you're just a sad cliché. You think you're tough, with your offensive charm, But everyone sees through, your soul is full of harm. Big bag of dicks, you'll never win the race, Your arrogance and pride, will never find a place. So carry on, with your ego held high, But know in the end, you'll be left to cry.